Adam:
coffee makes me pee
Carly:
beer makes me pee
Adam:
omg we're soul mates
Me:
The first batch of cookies came out flat like pancakes...
Aaron:
I prefer the supple ones.
Me:
Me, too. I don't like the flat ones.
Aaron:
Are you a lesbian?
Carly:
Watching Marble Hornets?? @___@ This late??
Carly:
Got to any scary parts? lol
Zack:
ALL OF THEM
Adam C:
you're gonna be so drunk you'll wake up in bed with a stranger that may or may not be human
Carly:
1) No, it won't be humand and 2) It won't be a stranger
Carly:
human*
Adam C:
omg are you dating A ALIEN
Carly:
no
Carly:
a cat
Adam C:
YOU'RE DATING A CAT?
Adam C:
I always knew you liked pussy
Carly:
Sex or anything related to sex is perverted.
Carly:
Like VAGAINAS
Carly:
I think I spelled that wrong
Carly:
v... a....g....i....n...a..s
Carly:
Yeah I did
Carly:
probably
Carly:
you can have my guarantee
Carly:
did I spell those both right
Carly:
the big words
Carly:
"big"
Aaron:
...Yes, surprisingly.
Carly:
YES
Aaron:
You must not be all that drunk.
Carly:
You seem to have a lot of progressive conversations with Jared. Of course...
Aaron:
They progress toward hundreds of wagging, semen-spewing penises.
Zack:
How you doin?
Carly:
Not bad
Carly:
A little sore haha
Zack:
Upper cutting things?
Carly:
Yeah
Zack:
That's what I thought. Carly's Cleaning dishes by daylight, uppercutting dudes by moonlight
Zack:
Carly is the best Magical girl
Carly:
http://alexds1.tumblr.com/post/29878449260/midnight-at-mendys
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Jared:
They have balls. Or just vodka.
Me:
Dude
Me:
Don't talk about balls.
Me:
Carly just..
Me:
God.
Jared:
Not a ball fan?
Me:
Don't start.
Jared:
So noses are incredibly difficult to draw.
Carly:
Yeah, you gotta nose what you're doing
Jared:
wow
Jared:
ok
Carly:
I'm sorry, that pun stank
Jared:
I can't even think of anything to combat that with. gg.
Anna:
If I find soda along the way I will make you a rum and coke at some point
Liger Link:
you have rum
Liger Link:
omg you have rum
Anna:
;)
Liger Link:
WHERE'S THE RUM
Liger Link:
WHERE'S THE RUM ANNA
Aaron:
wh
Aaron:
slow down carlu
Aaron:
carly even
Carly:
ugguuuu
Aaron:
uguu~
Aaron Kinney:
AHUEHUEHAU
Carly Matlack:
haeafheaf
Aaron:
God we're dumb sometimes.
Adam:
your commissions are more than 36 bucks!
Adam:
rawr!
Carly:
what
Carly:
u mad
Adam:
FURIOUS
Carly:
u mad i don't charge 20 bux for full body full color
Adam:
should be 5 bucks
Adam:
what do I look like donald trump
Carly:
Since I looked at the hatchet links you sent me a while back, Amazon now registers that as my interest. So they're like, "Hey you like axes? Here's a few"
Aaron:
Sucks to be you. Or does it?
Carly:
Funny you should axe
Aaron:
oh my god
